Everything I do,
It's all coming out wrong,
I'm messing with the words,
I'm screwing up the song

Why was 5 afraid of 6?

Because 6 "8" 7!

**This was essentially the joke that started it all, on the bus ride back from camp**

You know the best way to ruin a relationship with your parents?

Take two Viagra and call me in the morning (or midnight!)

~~NOT MY IDEA~~

We are silent, not because we have nothing to say, but because we have so much to say.

*To Marcus and Ciaran, explaining every lull in our conversations*

No lover is one too many.

The reason history repeats itself is because nobody listens the first time.

I Love You.

Funny how those three words can take up so little space on a computer screen, but so much space in my heart.

5/13/07 @ 12:02 am

"Don't get me started...don't even get me started!"

*SNL, woot!*

In diese Weld!

*Haha, Brad, Jake, and Max!*

Holy crakk, it's the krappen!

*That came out wrong...while we were watching Pirates of the Caribbean 2, I tried to say, "Holy crap, it's the krakken!"*