What can be seen is only temporary…what can be experienced is eternal.

There are times when I want to kill him, but I would kill for him anytime.

You're fogging up my contacts!

I'm so philosophical that I go on dictionary.com to find the meaning of life!

It's stupid that they took the n-word out of "Huck Finn", which is one of the greatest works of literature. What's next, "Moby D-word"?

Live your life so that, if tomorrow never comes, you won't have any regrets about today.

Have you ever loved someone with all of your heart?
They fill it with love and then tear it apart.

Him: D'ya wanna go out sometime?
Me: I'd rather go out with a roast beef sandwich *turns and walks away*
Him: *yells* It's cus roast beef smells better, isn't it!

Thank you for always being my best friend...even when both of us were too mad to believe it.

People are afraid of shadows in the dark...but you can't have shadows without a little light.