Mr. Hartmann:So,what is the big but in this scenario?
Nate:Haha, you said butt
Kelley:Well, thats what you get for teaching eigth grade.
Mr. Hartmann:Okay.Now,what is the but?
Nate:Haha, you said the
Me:Well, thats what you get for teaching Nate.

Our science teacher tells us to wear goggles when we are handling glass. Of course, Nate didn't do anything with the glass--he got cut by a ruler.

I don't suffer from insanity...i enjoy every minute of it!

People ask me if I think my life is a prison...yes. It is. Especially because my best friend and conscience is also my jail guard!

Rikki! Stop logging off of the dang website!

There's a fine line between insanity and just Rikki...

*this is Luna's favorite quote*

If you don't like the way I drive, then stay off the sidewalk.

My life is like a politician's office...it has a BIG complaint box right outside the door!

Life without love is not life at all...

"Katharine's name means PURE TORTURE!!!!"