A gun can always go off accidentally...but you have to explain why you drew it in the first place |
Go shove your head down a toilet full of fuel oil... |
We always wonder if we are second best |
If you can't say anything nice about a person...tell their friends. |
When life gives you lemons, throw 'em back at life and tell it to make its own damn lemonade. |
Don't judge a book by its cover...watch TV instead. |
When you opened the door to let me out, the phantom inside of me carved a door right through my heart, relasing all of my blood...and all of my tears. |
There is no rule in the rules that says, "Follow the rules!" |
You're hopping down a chocolate egg path of no return! |
Happiness is like herpes...once you've got it, you can't get rid of it, and you have to keep spreading it! |