We should ban 'LOL' from texting. I mean, it's like "Hi. 'Sup? LOL!!!" Guys, there's NOTHING funny about 'Hi'.

CAn't you teLL i'M takEn?

*secret subliminal message...read the caps!*

I miss you so much, but you never did see
That all along, all I wanted to do was be
The sparkle in your gorgeous eyes
And the shoulder when you cried.

Shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

He paved the way for me to have a life of my own, and that's when I realized that I couldn't live without him.

It's stupid that they took the n-word out of "Huck Finn", which is one of the greatest works of literature. What's next, "Moby D-word"?