There's always a silver lining...but that's why they invented magic markers.

Happy Birthday! We're going to build you a cake! And remember...the stripper goes in AFTER you bake it!

*lol Nate*

Why is it that the people we love the most are the ones who are the first to leave?

The person who I care the most for...is the person who cares for the one I love.

When my heart breaks,
He will be the one holding the hammer,
But you will be the one holding the duct tape.

When this ends, will you still love me?
Or will she still be the only one on your mind?

They tell me not to live in the past, but I like to reminisce.
Sometimes, I look to the future, just so I can make that wish.

Some call it being selfish...I call it perfecting the art of getting what I want.

The only thing worse than getting your heart broken...is getting your phone broken.

Happiness is contagious...like herpes! Yeah, happiness is like herpes!