Well, call my ass 'grass' and send me a herd of hungry cows. |
You can have a perfectly horrible day, and a perfectly horrible night, too. But when you watch that sun rise, it makes you forget all your worries... |
If hundreds of miles can't separate us, how do you think a wall is going to? |
Why does my heart still flutter when I hear your name? Why do I still get butterflies in my stomach when I see you? |
Harmonicas are sexy! |
Kiss me, I'm Irish, and I am the prize, and if you spray beer on me, I'll spray mace in your eyes! |
The one, the one, don't go for the one, don't go for the one, for the one, for the one! |
If you don't have something nice to say about a person...you have something to say in a blog! |
I'm so philosophical that I go on dictionary.com to find the meaning of life! |
It's like I'm being tied to the hood of a yellow rental truck, being packed in with fertilizer and fuel oil, pushed off a cliff by a suicidal mickey mouse... |