A girl doesn't need a white dress to know she's beautiful, a girl doesn't need to spend thousands to tell the world she's in love, and a girl doesn't need a diamond ring to know that she is thought of forever.

Looking at the sun is a dangerous pastime but I will never give it up for it is my passion.

Losing your virginity is a lot like Fable II: It starts off strange, but it gets easier real fast. Before you know it, it's over! And then you can do what ever the hell you want.

Hello mysterious man in the suspicious black van. What's that? Free Candy? Why didn't you say so? Of course I'll come in!

I am aware I have no pants on, but thats no need to shout it out in public.

I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided.

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane

Get your eyes examined; if you don't need them, the optometrist will tell you.

We're sorry, but the light at the end of the tunnel is broken.

Here I got you a flower
Sure, its not as pretty as you are
But its the thought that counts =)