Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up

Love is staying up all night with a sick child, or a healthy adult

How can people regret
the mistakes they keep making
over and over again?

If I was prettier, skinner, smarter, funnier, talented, popular, athletic, hot, normal, not me...would you love me?

Japanese: Kizutsuku Koto Ga Kowakute Nigetai Kedo
(In English: Although I'm so scared I'll hurt you, I want to run away)

Stuff like this only happens to dumb girls!...(Oh so THATS why that happened to me)

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse...now I'm starting to wonder if he is really gay...

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend

Caution: Mischief in process... mehehehehehehehe