Losing your virginity is a lot like Fable II: It starts off strange, but it gets easier real fast. Before you know it, it's over! And then you can do what ever the hell you want.

A girl doesn't need a white dress to know she's beautiful, a girl doesn't need to spend thousands to tell the world she's in love, and a girl doesn't need a diamond ring to know that she is thought of forever.

If Barbie is so popular... Why do you need to buy her friends?

Drink triple
See double
Act single

Every angel has a shadow

Smile =)
No one blames a happy guy

Don't be afraid of the dark... Be afraid of what it hides

I'm the type of person that you can slit my throat and with my dying breath I'd say: "Sorry for bleeding on your shirt"

Comsumed by sorrow
Powerless to the dark
And hidden in the shadows
Aches my already broken heart

Now that I think about it... Who DID marry the Muffin Man?!