Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?
Girl: It's in the phone book
Guy: But I don't know your name
Girl: That's in the phone book too

Boy: Where's your paper bag?
Girl: What?
Boy: Your paper bag to put over your head.
Girl: Excuse me?
Boy: It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all
of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.

How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Fire is fun ^.^ it make boom boom when you try to put it out with gas!

Excuse me, I seem to have misplaced my heart

Looking at the sun is a dangerous pastime but I will never give it up for it is my passion.

Hello mysterious man in the suspicious black van. What's that? Free Candy? Why didn't you say so? Of course I'll come in!

I am aware I have no pants on, but thats no need to shout it out in public.

I feel like chalk. Whether to draw with it on walls or to eat it I haven't quite decided.

I always find I run faster when I pretend to be an aeroplane