When the little girl said you're 41 to an older guy. He said "No, it only looks like I'm 41" but with you there asking me question by question I ain't getting any younger, that means his not. |
When life gives you lemons what do you make, Lemonde. |
What happen when the chicken cross the road right next to McDonalds. I don't know what happen to it but I didn't order no chicken fired sandwitch. |
Put your leg in the loola loop. (say 10 times fast) |
First you have 10 dallors in your pocket then you finally notice what happen to other half...(miscount) only I had 5 dallors and I to buy myself something sweet. |
Life is a journey, only for people who believe chickens gone wild. |
You never know what you have, until its gone. |