This is short sweet and simple, my teacher is...
DID I EVER TELL YOU...

Willie whiskers was weeping,
Willie whiskers was asking why...

He was only a 2nd grader,
it happened today...

She hung up on me.
i didn't bother calling again...

My friend was one day..
acting so strange..during spanish class...

If you or i ever say anything rude,
which never we will , blake...

Man, that slumber was fun,
we put to many hot dogs on the bun...

I called up my friend,
i couldn't take the pain...