Laughter is like a tranquilizer without all the side effects.

Don't repeat anything you wouldn't sign your name to.

Mary had a little lamb...and then the doctor fainted.

Common sense is the most uncommon thing on earth.

Love starts with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a tear.

No one is perfect until you fall in love with them.

They say you can't love someone in such young years, then why is it that i shed all these tears.

I give my everlasting love to you;
the one for me, and the one to be
in my heart forever. Until the end of time I choose you to be with me