Love you once, love you twice, love you more then pees and rise

Dear god, if you cant make me skinny please make my friends fat

Well, first God told me to burn down my school. Then Satan told me not to. You see, they're all his schools. Satan has control over the educational system.

Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

Who's going to be there when times are harsh,
who's going to be there when you hit rok bottom,
who's going to be there when the world ends,
those are the jobs of a friend.

Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...

Kat Stratford: Tempestuous?

Ms. Perky: "Heinous b-i-t-c-h" is the term used most often.

Child- MOMMY!

lady- I'M NOT YOUR FUKING MOTHER!

Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help, I mean if you just stood there and yelled: "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill to many people...

Hasta la vista mutha f*ker

Roses are red violets are blue
i hope you die
so bye and screw you