Love you once, love you twice, love you more then pees and rise

'Better to remain silent and be thought a fool then speak out and remove all doubt.'

Don't hit children... not because its wrong because they have guns now

(little girl reading a book)
the ca..t in the ha... screw this I'm going to be a stripper

Roses are red violets are blue
i hope you die
so bye and screw you

Hasta la vista mutha f*ker

Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help, I mean if you just stood there and yelled: "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill to many people...

Child- MOMMY!

lady- I'M NOT YOUR FUKING MOTHER!

Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...

Kat Stratford: Tempestuous?

Ms. Perky: "Heinous b-i-t-c-h" is the term used most often.

Who's going to be there when times are harsh,
who's going to be there when you hit rok bottom,
who's going to be there when the world ends,
those are the jobs of a friend.