You don't want to know me. During school I sit in class and think. After school I do homework. On the weekends I go to work and do more homework. You don't want to know me.

I wouldn't be able to stab you in the back if you didn't turn it to me so often...

Hot = nice body
Pretty= nice face
Beautiful = nice heart

How do I say all three, except for Breathtaking...

You can't break a boy's heart... but you can seriously damage his sanity...

You played hard to get, I chased you, got dizzy, and then fell for you...

School's started again... here's something I wan't exactly hoping to ever hear again:

"Pull out your textbook to page __"...

Love may be blind, but... (looks up and down)... DAMN!

Why doesn't anyone care about the corn Jimmy cracked?

It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?

Stand out:

Wear black on Valentine's Day
And Pink on Halloween