You have to knock a lot of guys of of the thrones they've made for themselves before you find one that will truly love you back.

It's true that 3 lefts make a right. But being left 3 times won't find you Mr. Right.

I don't care what flavor chapstic you wear, just as long as YOU are behind it.

I have never been kissed, and I am in desperate need of instuction. I haven't the smallest clue of what to do. Help!

Guy: I think there is something on your lips.

Girl: What is it?

Guy: Mine. *kiss*

Funny isn't it? No matter what she says, does, wears, thinks, incinuates, or feels, I cannot feel any less about her. Instead, what I feel for her will never stop growing.

How many times must she leave me before I give up on her? I'll tell you once that happens. By the way, I wouldn't wait up for that answer.

I want to hold on to my girl, pick her up and never let her go. But I'm not strong enough, and I know that I would drop her. I don't want to hurt her, because she would leave and hurt me more. And then I would hurt more knowing that I hurt her.

I love how you like to make friends with the guys that aren't popular or make friends easily, to make them feel better. But please realize, if one of them asks you out I WILL have to beat the living "snot" out of them.

At this point, I have still never been kissed. It's sad, but I'm happy just because I know that you are the one that's going to TEACH ME.