I like to light candles too, but I'd rather get my warmth from you.

Love is like flying. You have to trust the pilot, even if he might crash the plane.

(I made this up.)

If you can\'t trust someone farther than you can throw them, you can\'t love someone harder than you can **** them.

(I made this up)

Trust is a silent prayer, answered with love.

If you can't think of a quote to write, do us a favor and not quote an unoriginal TV program.

Stand out:

Wear black on Valentine's Day
And Pink on Halloween

It is better to have loved and lost, than to have never loved at all. Well...

Here's a million dollars. Haha, now you're BROKE! Bet you wish you didn't know what it felt like to be rich, huh?

Why doesn't anyone care about the corn Jimmy cracked?

Love may be blind, but... (looks up and down)... DAMN!

School's started again... here's something I wan't exactly hoping to ever hear again:

"Pull out your textbook to page __"...