When you tell your wife she has a nice ass, he's really looking at someone else's!!!

Cowboys only beyond this point...
Correction, SEXY cowboys only, beyond this point.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.....

Save the tree's, wipe your ass with an owl

If you want to be loved and popular in life... all you have to be is SOMEONE ELSE.

By my dear friend kirk

Don't be something that your not, cuz you let everyone down otherwise

"Save a horse, ride a cowboy"...

" It's not the mans fault that he's a freakin mexican" He can't help it!!!

"Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to."

Crazy is a relative term in my family!