UR ENEMY STABS U IN THE FRONT......

UR FRIEND STABS U IN THE BACK......

UR GIRLFRIEND/BOYFRIEND STABS U IN THE HEART.....

BUT ME, UR CLOSEST FRIEND CARRIES A KNIFE

TO STAB THOSE CRACKERS RIGHT BACK......

-Two guys are in a jail cell together-

guy on bottom bunk says, "So are you gonna rape me tonight?"
guy on top bunk says, "I have a headache!"
guy on bottom bunk says, *sighs* "Fine!"

"Maybe we're being Punk'd, maybe we'll get to meet Aston!" -Ryan Evan/Lucas Grabeel