I wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence. There's a knob called "brightness" but it doesn't work.

I hear you have to do everything around your house. Kick the
dog, thrash the kids, beat the wife.

The other day a woman came up to me and said, "Didn't I see you on television?"
I said, "I don't know. You can't see out the other way." -- Emo Phillips

>> do u need a silencer if u r going to shoot a mime?

Im completely broken inside your words, actions, weapons couldn\'t hurt me...wrong u my baby just finished the job

True love is when you remember his smile when your in pain to smile and feel warm and fuzzy again

The thing about walls is that, while they keep bad people out, they keep good people out as well.

he broke my faith when he broke my face,
broke my heart when he broke my ribs..he punched my love out, killed my humanity and gave me a taste for blood...now i want his

So the chicken n egg thing is confusing yet u have no qualms accepting that woman came out of man? man will n shall foreva rely on woman for their existence; woman is still wo without man wat is man?

Through her eyes i see the floor for she cant lift her head up and see the world she gave birth to