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I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I wish i could collect all my tears and drown you

To save money on electricity, we've turned off the light at the end of the tunnel.

Democracy: Where any two idiots outvote a genius.

'I hate her so much i wouldn't spit in her mouth if her insides were on fire' heard on a soap opera

U made me smile so wide........I can eat a banana side ways. (my 3 year old nephew said it to me)

Bacon n Egg - a day's work for the chicken a lifetime commitment for the pig

Real eyes realize real lies.

Introducing the new gramatically correct 'Iam POD :) and the newly socailly inept "Iam POD what's your name' hehe

Scientists have discovered that every birthday makes a person older