She got her good looks from her father;
He's a plastic surgeon

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

My "Knight In Shining Armor" Turned Out To Be A Loser In Aluminum Tin Foil.

Tonight
I looked at the night sky
for the first time
in a long time,
and I suddenly felt
very
very
small

Sometimes i wish that i was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. and when it rained, i'd be the talk of the day.

He'd done it again. Crossed over without noticing. Eric Hobb was still alive here. An old man. Here, he hadn't paused on the bridge.

Cliches eventually all come true

These stories come from our pasts and will extend in some form or another far into our futures. To know them is to realize that there is more to our land than the thin stuff we find in newspapers and on TV.

Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.

Dear Santa,

Define "good"