The prince was getting tired.
He began to feel like a shoe salesman.
But he gave it one last try.
This time Cinderella fit into the shoe
Like a love letter into its envelope.

She got her good looks from her father;
He's a plastic surgeon

Eat a live toad the first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

My "Knight In Shining Armor" Turned Out To Be A Loser In Aluminum Tin Foil.

Tonight
I looked at the night sky
for the first time
in a long time,
and I suddenly felt
very
very
small

Sometimes i wish that i was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever. and when it rained, i'd be the talk of the day.

He'd done it again. Crossed over without noticing. Eric Hobb was still alive here. An old man. Here, he hadn't paused on the bridge.

Cliches eventually all come true

I know every last regret inside of me is my own
The way I hold them close has made me be this way
I will never change
I know I'm stuck here on my own

And i only kiss your shadow