Guys should be like kleenex soft strong and disposable

Lady 1: did u miss your husband after he was murdered?

lady 2: well it was a matter of life after death....he died and i had a life.

PMS
Pass My Shotgun

What do a skeleton of a blonde found in a closet?

1984 hide and seek champion

One day in the middle of th night
2 dead men got up to fight
back to back they faced each other
drew their swords and shot each other

Roses are red monsters are green
look in the mirror and you'll see what i mean

* love is like a butterfly*

so ill wait forever with my outstreched hand, and maybe one day my butterfly will land x

I'm ok, it only hurts when i breathe

Oh sweet heart, don't hate me, don't immatate me, coz u aint never gonna be me.

When your family isn't there, and reality leaves on the floor, it's your friends that walk thru the door, and help you to your feet