A wise monkey never monkies with another monkey's monkey

Marriage is not like war: You sleep with the enemy

Harrasing me about my smoking may be hazardous to your health

By the time you read this, you've already read it

I Don't Like The Drugs, But The Drugs Like Me

# Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look back

Don't hate the player, HATE the game

Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.