Love makes life so confusing but without love would you want to live

Love Is When You Don't Want To Go To Sleep Because Reality Is Better Than A Dream

Love is like heaven but it can hurt like hell.

I hope life isn't a joke, because I don't get it!

Girls are like phones, we like to be held and talked to but if you press the wrong buttons you'll be disconnected

Fat people are harder to kidnap

# Coffee, Chocolate, Men - some things are just better rich

>> I am nobody, no body is perfect, therefore i am perfect! ;)

:) My darling my love, my beautiful wife. Marrying you screwed up my life :S

Your a pill, and the only thing that will swallow you is the blade.