I've slayed Daemon princes, commanded entire armies, brought destruction upon my enemies.
I am a king, a captain, and a tactical genius.
But I still can't understand women!

Sometimes, the most simplistic, is the most beautiful.

I'm not giving up ... I'm just not doing anything constructive.

Do not expect what you can not give.

Eternal damnation belongs only to those who spend life escaping it.

I do not fear death. Nor do I embrace it when it comes. I merely see it as something I will have to do one day, and there's no sense making it worse by being so afraid of it.

If you die before me, I'm going to write "I lasted longer than this guy" on your tombstone, so even after death you will remember that we are enemies for eternity.

Perhaps if I had your tongue for my supper tonight, I may be able to say such ridiculous comments as you have to me.

I hate bed bugs. Scared of them too. So I brought real bugs into my bed! See how them bed bugs like THAT.

This body only reminds me of my own temporary individuality.