I WAS GOING TO BUY MY GIRLFRIEND A WATCH THE OTHER DAY..........THEN I REMEMBERED THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE OVEN - MY MATE CAI

JOSEPH WAS OVERJOYED WITH HIS WIFE MARY'S IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ALTHOUGH HE HAD HIS SUSPICIONS OF THE DONKEY
- FROM MY MATE CAI

NEVER MIND IT'S NEARLY XMAS

I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM......I GOT 2 HANDS BUT ONLY 1 MOUTH

AK47......WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO KILL EVERY MOFO IN THE ROOM

MARIJUANA..........PROUD SPONSORS OF UM...WE FORGET

ALCOHOL......HELPING UGLY PEOPLE GET LAID SINCE 1865

You don't have to be crazy to work here,
you have to be criminally insane