JOSEPH WAS OVERJOYED WITH HIS WIFE MARY'S IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ALTHOUGH HE HAD HIS SUSPICIONS OF THE DONKEY
- FROM MY MATE CAI

I WAS GOING TO BUY MY GIRLFRIEND A WATCH THE OTHER DAY..........THEN I REMEMBERED THERE'S A CLOCK ON THE OVEN - MY MATE CAI

"I SEE" SAID THE BLIND MAN TO HIS DEAF DAUGHTER

TEQUILA........HAVE YOU HUGGED YOUR TOILET LATELY

IF MY HEART CAN BEAT NO MORE
I HOPE I DIE FOR A PRINCIPLE OR BELIEVE THAT I LIVED FOR - 2PAC

TRUE FOR A LOT OF US

NEWSFLASH: SUICIDAL TWIN KILLS SISTER BY MISTAKE

AN OPINION IS LIKE A A.S.S.HOLE, EVERYONE\'S GOT ONE

Hold onto my heart very tight,
Cause that's the last piece you'll ever get