Look, I really don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're alive, you've got to flap your arms and legs, you've got to jump around a lot, you've got to make a lot of noise, because life is the very opposite of death.
~Mel Brooks

"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."
~Anonymous

Life's not waiting for the storm to pass; its about learning to dance in the rain.

Life is like a story; sometimes the hardest thing to do is pick up the pen.

STOP THE WORLD!!! i want to get off!!

Slipped on a kiss...then fell in love

If I can only be with you in my dreams...then let me sleep forever.

If one night
A fat man comes
And stuffs you in a bag
... do not freak.
I told Santa
I wanted you for Christmas.

When life rains on your parade, WHIP OUT THE SLIP-N-SLIDE!!!

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is!