What kind of person decided to pull the dangly things on the bottom of a cow and drink whatever came out?

"Yeah, life sucks. You want a Jolly Rancher?"
--Rainbow Boys

I am going to eat you with my laser vision.
(There's a story behind this, but I'm too lazy to try to explain.)

The wound may heal over,
But the scar will remain forever.

I'm tired of being cautious
I'm tired of stopping tears
I'm tired of being lonely
But I just can't face my fears

I look at how he made me feel when he dumped me, and I realize this:
He made me emo. xD

Him and me,
Together for never.

My chorus teacher:

We should all look like idiots together. It's professional.

Yeah, I may be a loser....

But I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

I wish I could go back to the time when clothes didn't match and boys had cooties.