Parents should keep theirs wallets open, and their mouths shut.

A heart is a muscle, not a sign of affection. Or i'd be dead...death by rejection.

It's better to die standing...than live on your knees!

You can pick your nose, and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

Don't let schooling get in your way of your education.

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

I flunked anger management!

My family puts the 'fun' back into dysfunctional!

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind, but only a sweet guy can open my heart.

Kissing spreads germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated!