Kissing spreads germs, germs are hated, so kiss me baby, i'm vaccinated!

Fine guys open my eyes, smart guys open my mind, but only a sweet guy can open my heart.

My family puts the 'fun' back into dysfunctional!

I flunked anger management!

I may be fat, but you're ugly - I can lose weight!

Don't let schooling get in your way of your education.

You can pick your nose, and pick your friends, but you can't wipe your friends on the couch.

It's better to die standing...than live on your knees!

A heart is a muscle, not a sign of affection. Or i'd be dead...death by rejection.

Parents should keep theirs wallets open, and their mouths shut.