A day at the beach
is so much fun...

Through the years
we have watched you grow...

Children are a gift
the apple of my eyes...

Constipation is a bad situation
cramping, bloating...

When the moon is bright
and the day turns to night...

Life is so precious
it's growing inside...

It's a beautiful day
to say i do...

Deep in the woods
far, far away...

Poop is a smelly thing
poop is far from clean...

Waiting and waiting
there is no debating...

Rain is falling
lightning strikes...

The wedding day is almost here
the bride is happy and full of cheer...