My throat grows dry, my stomach tight
My heart begins to pump...

Lady Gwen was anxious today
As she folded her crocheted shawl...

I love her texts, her lovely smile
I love her hu hum - it is her style...

A voice like a tinkling stream says "I don't...
Laughter and smiles from a thousand miles -I love...

A ghostly spirit flew around the room.
A monster closed the door...

There was a young man called Ted
Who wouldn't get out of his bed...

A giant from Gullamalloo
Once created such a hullaballoo...

Did you hear about the Head of twenty five years
Who retired from his school and began to wear...

I saw a ghost with waving arms.
Its headless body bore no legs...

There was a young girl called Michelle
Who always loved racing pell-mell...