A giant from Gullamalloo
Once created such a hullaballoo...

There was a young man who loved food
Especially fish and chips...

I saw a ghost with waving arms.
Its headless body bore no legs...

There was a young girl called Michelle
Who always loved racing pell-mell...

Did you hear about the Head of twenty five years
Who retired from his school and began to wear...

There was a young woman called Mabel
Who liked to live under the table...

A ghostly spirit flew around the room.
A monster closed the door...

I love her texts, her lovely smile
I love her hu hum - it is her style...

I feel sad and lonely today
My love seems so very far away...

England in November
Dry leaves dancing in the sky...