I love her eyes and cheeky smile
I love the way she's dressed in style...

A ghostly spirit flew around the room.
A monster closed the door...

Leaking black oil oozes from a skip
Abandoned engines spew out their spit...

"I love Autumn" she says those words
And I spend the day in a dream...

Lady Gwen was anxious today
As she folded her crocheted shawl...

There was a young man called Ted
Who wouldn't get out of his bed...

I saw a ghost with waving arms.
Its headless body bore no legs...

A giant from Gullamalloo
Once created such a hullaballoo...

Did you hear about the Head of twenty five years
Who retired from his school and began to wear...

I tried to kiss you in the car
I kissed you in the train...