Why is it that I pray for a girlfriend every night...
Am I just freaking homely...

I don't know everything but I'm willing to learn...
I give up hope sometimes, sometimes i forget about...

I'm tired of keeping up with this world.
I'll never figure out why I don't have a girl...

My life is great even though I don't have a girl.
I'm never going to get a girl...

I'll start speaking than I get real quiet.
I'm not like you, I don't want to start a riot...

How are you going to give up hope on me, when you...
You have a problem you think all guys are trying...

I don't want to be like these other men, I want to...
There's nothing wrong with asking people for help...

I think this woman named Shana at my job is very...
I just can't believe I'm shy and that's freaking...

I can't help it if people love me.
I don't worry about people I kind of tend to...

I want this new blond chick at work I don't even...
She is just so sweet and sexy...

I don’t know why people think they are...
Some people do use their brain more than other...

I’m about to write in this mother...
Everyone is my colleague, everyone is my friend...