Guns don't kill people...
But they sure make it easy

Are you saying...that you're not going to let a dead fish outsmart you? cuz if it beats you... you're just sad

Why is it old men declare war
yet the young fight our war...

have you ever lost your child?

My friend made a new game... the way you win is by not thinking about the game...once you think of the game you lose the game...

you just lost the game <_<

Few women admit their age
few men act theirs

I saw cards that said "get well soon"
.. F**K that! Get well now

demitri martin

The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese

"dont hate the player, dont hate the game... hate yourself for getting played"

got from someone else on PaQ

You wanna know whats pi**ing me off...

what if he DIDNT go to jared???

Why is it when a woman meets you, she knows she likes you but doesn't express it, and every guy is expected to know she likes him