I find myself feeling so un-alive, for as long as I've been conscious I've never broken a bone, been stabbed/shot, severely burned, or even beaten up, sometimes i feel i need to tell my ego "Hey, you're not invulnerable, but you are strong"

The second you doubt is the second you die

I dont care how cool or nerdy you are, whenever you had an etch-a-sketch and shook it up to clean it up you looked like an idiot while shaking it

Sometimes you have to shoot someone to make them believe they aren't a god.

I'm so awesome... I float around in my awesomeness sometimes thinking about it while I sleep. Then I wake up and look in a mirror...

It's been 3 years since I posted a poem... and a little more than a year since a quote. I never remember why I visit this site. YouTube is my PaQ now

Friendly Fire
isn't....

I like escalators
because the can never break
they can only become stairs

"sorry of the convenience"
-Mitch Hedberg

Two whales were swimming and saw a boat

so they go and blow bubbles under the boat

After the whale said to eat the sailors

the girl whale said no, i did the blow job but i refuse to eat the sea men

*from a joke book*

People no longer care about you...instead they only care about themselves...which you cannot change...dont you hate caring for those people?