My friend made a new game... the way you win is by not thinking about the game...once you think of the game you lose the game...

you just lost the game <_<

Few women admit their age
few men act theirs

I saw cards that said "get well soon"
.. F**K that! Get well now

demitri martin

The early bird gets the worm

but the second mouse gets the cheese

"dont hate the player, dont hate the game... hate yourself for getting played"

got from someone else on PaQ

You wanna know whats pi**ing me off...

what if he DIDNT go to jared???

Why is it when a woman meets you, she knows she likes you but doesn't express it, and every guy is expected to know she likes him

I find myself feeling so un-alive, for as long as I've been conscious I've never broken a bone, been stabbed/shot, severely burned, or even beaten up, sometimes i feel i need to tell my ego "Hey, you're not invulnerable, but you are strong"

The second you doubt is the second you die

I dont care how cool or nerdy you are, whenever you had an etch-a-sketch and shook it up to clean it up you looked like an idiot while shaking it