PMS
Pass My Shotgun

I see
said the blind man to the deaf dog
as he peed in the wind
its all coming back to me now

Jack and jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son

Eat well
stay fit
die anyway

Eat less
S.E.X more

I like my women like i like my coffee...in a plasitc cup
-eddie izzard °love him°

The only bush i trust is my own