The only bush i trust is my own

I like my women like i like my coffee...in a plasitc cup
-eddie izzard °love him°

Eat less
S.E.X more

Eat well
stay fit
die anyway

Jack and jill went up the hill
to have a little fun
stupid jill forgot the pill
and now they have a son

I see
said the blind man to the deaf dog
as he peed in the wind
its all coming back to me now

PMS
Pass My Shotgun