Trying to win a woman is like trying to win poker. If you try to win through a bluff and she calls, you lose. If you raise too early she'll get scared and fold and you'll only end up with a few chips.

I don't need to work for your affection...I just need to make sure I provide you with mine.

It's not really the height that scares me but rather the fall.

Can you be racist if you're colour blind?

A girl once asked me if I still loved her after we had a slight misunderstanding and this is what I told her:

"I still love you now as I did when I first said it and every other time which I have said that I do."

We should be grateful for tomorrow for it is not promised but a chance. Therefore we should take and cherish it.