Stupidity is in the eyes of the beholder

It is nice to be important, But more important to be nice

Time passes. Even when it seems impossible. Even when each tick of the second hand aches like the pulse of blood behind a bruise. It passes unevenly, in strange lurches and dragging lulls, but pass it does. Even for me.

It is easier to do a job right than to explain why you didn't

If I promise to miss you, will you go away?

You’re one pancake short of a stack.

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

Life is to short to live caged up. So live life to the fullest. No matter the cost.

Of at first you do succeed don't look so astonished.

A lost lover is a black heart’s pain maker.