Life with men is like a deck of cards.... You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury the bastards.

Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100% real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana?

I ran up the door, closed the stairs, said my pajamas, and put on my prayers, turned off the bed, hopped into the light, all because you kissed me goodnight...

If i had nothing in this world except you, i would still have everything..

Loving someone who doesnt love you back is like reaching for a star, you know you will never make it but you just gotta keep on trying

Friends are like stars, they come and go, but the ones that stay are the ones that glow.

Love is Like a four leaf clover: hard to find but lucky to have.

WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING??

Give me a kiss, give me the world, give me your heart, I'll be your girl, give me your smile, give me your time, give me your love, I'll give you mine.

If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room?