For sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain

He's not dead; he's electroencephalographically challenged.

This is not something to be tossed aside lightly. It should be thrown, with great force.

If at first you do succeed, try not to look too astonished.

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

I hear voices, and they don't like you.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

My goal in life is to hurt you, severely. Come here...

Caution: Cape does not enable user to fly.