This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

Suicide is a way of telling God: 'You can't fire me, I QUIT!

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

It's as BAD as you think, and they ARE out to get you.

"All bow your heads for the man's prayer:
I'm a man, but I can change.
If I have to.
I guess." - Red Green show, weekly, PBS

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

God did not create men and women equal...don't worry; give him time, and he'll evolve

"No overexerting yourself. This means keeping the things you do at a bare minimum. Oh, don’t whine—yes, you can still do the laundry! Gods, but you’re obsessive."

It's been lovely, but I have to SCREAM now.

I have PMS and a gun. EXCUSE ME. You were saying?